I’d been texting a friend when we got there, so I’d waited in the car while Richard went in to shop for a new fishing reel. When he returned, I called him around to my side of the car and pointed at the ground.
He frowned. “What is that? Looks like cum.”
“It is cum.”
“No, really. A car pulled up and I wasn’t paying any attention, but when I looked over the guy had his door open and was jerking off.”
“Seriously? What did you do?”
“I watched. C’mon, take me home… I’m so fucking horny I’m dripping!”